True Definition of Rooski?

Well, we’ve been pondering for the last couple of weeks as to what the true definition of ‘Rooski’ could be. Having chosen ‘Rooski‘ as the brand name for our fresh line of iPod products (soon to be launched), we saw it necessary that a proper definition be established. After googling around some, we found several uses for the word and an interesting guess at its true definition:

Urban Dictionary Definition of Rooski (link)

A rooski is small and brown haired. Originating from the island of the long, the rooski has been known to have wild and energetic charecteristics. At any moment, the rooski may burst in to emotional fits of happness, sadness, excitedness (the nesses could continue for hours but you get the point). The rooski now resides in the home of the slam (no definition needed). The rooski feeds on bread, marinara sauce, and occationally salads. If the rooski is fed anything other that bread sticks, the rooski will try it, but it will most likely be turnrd down after a couple of bites. The rooksi often lets out a squeal that can he heard across entire hallways. The squeal, while not deadly, tries to dipict the rooski’s emotion, but usually just confuses observers. Ignoring the emotional defaults, the rooksi is smart, freindly and perfect. Last but not least, the rooski loves the dali da, becuase the dali da is awesome and every one loves the dali da. end

Does this make sense to anyone? We kept it in context so that its credibility wouldn’t be diminished. Quite funny indeed.

We also found some cool nicknames and even some football trick-plays that incorporate usage of the word:

  • Fumblerooski
  • Bumarooski (not what it sounds like - named after Bum Phillips)
  • Switcha Rooski
  • Punta-rooski
  • Chuck-a-Rooski

After much research, we are still uncertain as to what the heck ‘Rooski’ means. Can you help? Leave your definition in the comment section. Gracias!

3 Responses to “True Definition of Rooski?”

  1. Apple Mann Says:

    Isn’t Rooski a nickname for Russians? …sounds pretty hip though, kinda like brewski!

  2. Rowski Says:

    A Rooski is huge

  3. Tony Says:

    my opinion maybe sounds weird, but why do you all write so serious comments? I mean, do you REALLY think it’s true? Why? What makes you think so? Please share your opinion.